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Lana Romley and Patrick Gunn - Index

This is an index of all the pages.  Many have been removed by hackers.  They were not flattering.  Many showed Lana Romley engaged in illegal activity.  Recently, Lana Romley has added a new Instagram and LinkedIn, hoping to hide her illegal activites.


https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/04/who-is-eva-larsel.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/04/is-she-really-prostitute.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/about-patrick-gunn.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/is-lana-victim.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/04/has-she-changed.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/more-about-lana-romley-eva-larsel.html

http://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/about-lana-friends.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/06/how-many-social-media-accounts-does.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/05/it-was-pretty-nice-ring.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/05/does-patrick-gunn-even-know-about-other.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/04/photos.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/would-patrick-gunn-really-lie-to-judge.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/lana-mom.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/illegal-activites.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/about-lana-businesses.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/about-lana-romley.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/2019/01/about-eva-larsel.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/lana-romley-salesforce.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/cooley-hacker-lana-romley.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/cooley-prostitute-lana-romley.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/patrick-gunn-cooley.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/prostitute-eva-larsel.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/prostitute-lana-romley.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/prostitutelana-romleypatrick-gunncooley.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/lana-romley-pa.html

https://lyinglana.blogspot.com/p/lana-romley-eva-larsel-lana-larselka.html

https://www.instagram.com/lana_l.r/
https://www.yelp.com/biz/saison-san-francisco-2?hrid=LGsRZJj25iKEUC8EMt56LQ&utm_campaign=www_review_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)


Lana Romley must really love attention!  Or she is trying to deceive.  She has different friends on all the sites, and she is not friends with her husband, or her married live-in "attorney" Patrick Gunn on any of them...



6 Yelp accounts (she uses men to take her to expensive dinners and buy her drinks):


https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=09qlgBrJiy0ox5pokobahA  (Lana Romley)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=Vl8r_f0yLx_yD7RUtPu2aQ  (Lana Romley)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=R6QlFsMFqR8MeJuJaKOHcA  (Lana SF)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=jQ_teQOBbHEYZbaaE8umVA (Lana Larselka)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=w_eBcl8y5Wr0FgTLb8brzQ  (Svetlana Yaroslavovna)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details_friends?userid=ggM5A1EyvQiA_LE8Q6NoSQ  (Eva Larsel)

3 LinkedIn accounts, lying about where she has worked, and removing her modeling, brand ambassador gigs, and her husband's companies (Madora, and Avarla).  A friend said she was fired from Salesforce after just 3 months:


https://www.linkedin.com/in/lana-romley

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lana-romley-740b72182

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lana-romley-73a0321b5


4 Facebook accounts:


https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009689145505  (eva larsel)

https://www.facebook.com/lana.yaroslavovna  (lana yaroslavovna / lana larselka)

https://www.facebook.com/lana.romley  (lana romley)

https://www.facebook.com/la.ro.50596 (la ro)



2 Foursquare accounts:


https://foursquare.com/user/88568722  (svetlana yaroslavovna)

https://foursquare.com/user/418410907  (eva larsel)



3 VK accounts:


https://vk.com/id342959838  (eva larsel)

https://vk.com/id317936999  (svetlana yaroslavovna)

https://vk.com/id12523718  (svetlana romley)



1 pinterest account:


https://www.pinterest.com/elarsel/



1 etsy account with an illegal business reselling lottery tickets:

https://www.etsy.com/people/lanaromley



1 youtube account:


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG2Bz70c3reZz6tipFMKy5A  (Lana sf)



1 beBee account:


https://www.bebee.com/us/bee/lana-romley  (lana romley)



At least 1 instagram account using 3 different names (lana_l.r, larselka, larsel1):


https://www.instagram.com/lana_l.r/


Still one modeling page and one redirect (she closed several of them):


http://www.modelsmt.com/portfolio/lana-r/

https://www.weeksbooking.com/#!lana-romley/yji26


You can search Romley on the San Francisco court system:

https://sfsuperiorcourt.org/online-services


Plus her accounts for her failed businesses, Rosarium (GetRosarium) and Bath-Basket.

She also used to post on Facebook to illegally charge money to do hair in her home without a license.

She used to do hair in Kiev:  https://finelook.com.ua/kiev/master/larsel-lana


She was also often on Craigslist using the name Eva Larsel, and met many men there.


And some common hashtags:

#LanaRomley #RomleyLana #PatrickGunnCooley #PatrickGunnCooleyLLP #PatrickGunnAdultery #LanaRomleySanFrancisco #LanaRomleySalesforce #PatrickGunnSanFrancisco #EvaLarsel #ProstituteLana #ProstituteEva

How many social media accounts does a girl need?

Lana Romley must really love attention!  Or she is trying to deceive.  She has different friends on all the sites, and she is not friends with her husband, or her married live-in "attorney" Patrick Gunn on any of them.  As of Septemeber 2019, Lana Romley has been desperately trying to delete or change her social media accounts.  She has also deleted many of her "friends" and followers.  She even deleted her best friend of 3 years and her hairdresser!  Why?  Because she lied to them too! 


6 Yelp accounts (she uses men to take her to expensive dinners and buy her drinks):

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=09qlgBrJiy0ox5pokobahA  (Lana Romley)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=Vl8r_f0yLx_yD7RUtPu2aQ  (Lana Romley)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=R6QlFsMFqR8MeJuJaKOHcA  (Lana SF)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=jQ_teQOBbHEYZbaaE8umVA (Lana Larselka)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=w_eBcl8y5Wr0FgTLb8brzQ  (Lana Yaroslavovna)

https://www.yelp.com/user_details_friends?userid=ggM5A1EyvQiA_LE8Q6NoSQ  (Eva Larsel)



2 LinkedIn accounts, lying about where she has worked, and removing her modeling, brand ambassador, gigs, and her husband's companies (Madora, and Avarla):

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lana-romley
https://www.linkedin.com/in/lana-romley-740b72182


3 Facebook accounts:

https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009689145505  (eva larsel)
https://www.facebook.com/lana.yaroslavovna  (lana yaroslavovna / lana larselka)
https://www.facebook.com/lana.romley  (lana romley)


2 Foursquare accounts:

https://foursquare.com/user/88568722  (svetlana yaroslavovna)
https://foursquare.com/user/418410907  (eva larsel)


3 VK accounts:

https://vk.com/id342959838  (eva larsel)
https://vk.com/id317936999  (svetlana yaroslavovna)
https://vk.com/id12523718  (svetlana romley)


1 pinterest account:

https://www.pinterest.com/elarsel/  (eva larsel)


1 etsy account with an illegal business reselling lottery tickets:

https://www.etsy.com/people/lanaromley  (lana romley)


1 youtube account:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG2Bz70c3reZz6tipFMKy5A  (lana sf)


1 beBee account:

https://www.bebee.com/us/bee/lana-romley  (lana romley)


At least 1 instagram account using 3 different names (lana_l.r, larselka, larsel1):

https://www.instagram.com/lana_l.r/


Still one modeling page and one redirect (she closed several of them):

http://www.modelsmt.com/portfolio/lana-r/
https://www.weeksbooking.com/#!lana-romley/yji26


Plus her accounts for her failed businesses, Rosarium (GetRosarium) and Bath-Basket.

She was also often on Craigslist using the name Eva Larsel, and met many men there.

Does Patrick Gunn even know about the other guys?

Why was Lana Romley still going to dinner with other men when she was living with Patrick Gunn???  Even worse, why were these other men BUYING HER DINNER???  They were not friends.  Nor were they discussing any business. And why didn't Lana want them to know her last name?

And what was Lana Romley doing getting into a car with another man after Patrick Gunn had left for work, driving just a few blocks away from their rented North Beach condo to the Columbus Motor Inn at Columbus and Francisco streets in San Francisco?

Has she changed?

Think Lana Romley is someone who simply made a mistake?  Or someone who has changed their ways?

First, Lana Romley CHOSE to create multiple identities using different names and websites.  She CHOSE to travel the world, party, and live in luxury.  She didn’t HAVE to sleep with guys and take naked photos to get them to take her up in their planes, drive her in their Mercedes and BWMs, take her to dinners costing hundreds of dollars, buy her jewelry, travel around the world, or live in apartments costing $6000 a month.

Keep in mind that she convinced Cooley LLP attorney Patrick Gunn, a married man more than twice her age, and an officer of the court, to leave his marriage of 23 years, while she too, was still married!

Think he turned her into a saint?  Not at all!  First, they cheated on their spouses for months before giving any notification that they were moving on, all while lying to and misleading coworkers and friends, even moving into a luxury San Francisco apartment together.

Within a few months, Lana and Patrick were threatening one of Lana’s exes who had spent over $12,000 on Lana over the course of 6 months, at HER request, before she suddenly vanished without a trace.  Lana and Patrick filed a bogus restraining order against him, filled with lies, in order to conceal their adulterous affair and her history of sex, prostitution, threats, lies, manipulation, and fraud.  Eventually the restraining order was dismissed, but only when they realized they could not possibly win, when faced with over 80 pages of overwhelming evidence against them.  No apologies.

Certainly Patrick Gunn would have left her after Lana lied to him, right?  Not only did she lie to him about what happened, they also lied on official court documents, and she embarrassed him in his profession.  But he did not leave her! 

In March, Lana posted in Russian on public Facebook groups, soliciting PAID hackers to take down blogs that portrayed Patrick Gunn and his employer, Cooley LLP, in a bad light.  Lana had no real job at this time, and Patrick Gunn was paying ALL her expenses, including a lot of travel, much of it WITHOUT HIM!  He was also paying for the hackers. 

Lana Romley traveled to Europe for the month of June 2018, WITHOUT Patrick.  It was really nice of him to reward his prostitute with travel for finding hackers for him, and it was convenient that she would be out of the country for a month, just 1 week after he petitioned his wife for divorce.  And when she returned from Europe, Lana Romley unknowingly walked past her ex in downtown San Francisco and flirtatiously looked up and smiled at him!  Then, just 2 weeks later, she accidentally included him in a group text, asking Patrick Gunn and HIS friends who wanted to go out to an event.

A week later, she texted AGAIN to ask him (the guy who she got a restraining order against) where she should take Patrick Gunn for dinner!  This is a girl who bragged about being a smart San Francisco bay area foodie!  No apologies.  Did Patrick Gunn leave?  No.

She then started a flower business called Rosarium (GetRosarium), where she stole photos from other flower businesses and misrepresented them as her own arrangements.  When asked about it, she became very confrontational, insisting that she was a hard-working “CEO”, and that she had 6 employees.  None of which was true.  She quickly shut down the website, Facebook, and Instagram pages.  No apologies.  Did Patrick Gunn leave when she was caught?  No.

By now, the woman who was blogging about Cooley LLP and Patrick Gunn was aware of Lana Romley, and the hacking post she made on Facebook using the name Lana Larselka (Lana Yaroslavovna). And the blogger was getting hacked badly.  Identity theft, data theft, and personal threats.  She specifically told Patrick Gunn, Lana Romley, Cooley LLP, and the hackers to leave her alone many times.  Did they stop?  No.  Did Patrick Gunn leave Lana Romley after she was caught red-handed soliciting hackers on Facebook?  No.  And no apologies either.


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Who is Eva Larsel?

Eva Larsel is one of several names used by Ukrainian prostitute, liar, manipulator, fraud, perjurer, hacker, and con artist, Lana Romley.  Other names and aliases include E L, Lana Larselka, larselka, lana_l.r, Lana SF, Svetlana Romley, Lana Yaroslavovna, and Svetlana Yaroslavovna.  

Is she REALLY a prostitute?

She uses multiple names, including Eva Larsel, Lana Larselka, Lana Yaroslavovna, Svetlana Romley, Lana SF, lana_l.r, and Lana Romley. And she tries to keep her identities secret.  She is desperately trying to delete her old social media accounts.

In emails, she asks, “Do you compensate?” And she says she does “fetish things”.

In a text message, she says, “You are just CG use”

In a text message she says, “I don’t have time for babies. Just guys”

Eva Larsel bragged about not using protection. When asked how she didn't have any STDs, she laughed and said, "I don't know."

Eva Larsel bragged about being "Valentine's ready", texting a photo of her underwear.

And how many pairs of panties does a girl really need?  I count 26!!!  What does she do with them all???  Wear them once?  Give them to other guys?  Get rid of what she doesn't like?  Or keep them?

Lana Romley lies about everything, including her name, where she lives, who she has dated, what she has done, what she does for a living, her family, and even her husband! Yes, that’s right, she’s married to another man!  She used him to get into the USA. 

She claimed she lived with a roommate who traveled all the time.

She was posting on online dating sites less than a year after getting married.

In one photo, Lana Romley's husband has his arms around 2 other attractive women, while Lana is at the end, apparently working.

Lana Romley worked at at least 2 of her husband’s companies. Avarla and Madora. She often complained about him and work, even while out with other guys. There's more to this story. A LOT more!

Lana Romley targets wealthy men on social media sites and in person. On one site, she follows more than 200 engineers, doctors, lawyers, founders, executives, and entrepreneurs, yet only has 6 followers.  I wonder why she doesn't use her real name?  I wonder why she doesn't follow her husband or his brother?  Her sister does.

Lana Romley liked to brag about how many entrepreneurs wanted to have meetings with her and know her opinions. No, they wanted to sleep with her. She bragged about knowing entrepreneurs, founders, CEOs and other executives, doctors, plastic surgeons, lawyers, engineers...

Lana has been to hundreds of very expensive restaurants and traveled all over the world, yet she has no real job, and the jobs she has had paid near minimum wage. She even said she needed money to pay the rent, just 3 weeks before traveling to New York for fun, while at least one guy was buying her food and clothing.

Party lifestyle, smoking hookah and vaping, drinking, illegal drugs, suggestive profile photos, texting nude photos.

More than a dozen men have come forward complaining about Eva Larsel, saying she has threatened them and even stolen from them.

Over a dozen more men aren’t talking. Some are married and some are prominent in their careers.

One of her best friends for 3 years owns a modeling agency and sent Lana to events. She frequently heard back that Lana was propositioning men at these events. She also had no idea that Lana Romley was married, or that Lana started having an affair with a married attorney twice her age.

At a Holiday party, Lana asked, "Which guy is the CEO?”

There is more. Emails where guys said more specifically what she did and what she asked for.

Messages asking for very expensive dinners and jewelry from men she did not care about.

She also has no real friends of her own.

She also convinced Cooley LLP San Francisco managing partner, Patrick Gunn to leave his marriage of 23 years!   Patrick Gunn makes millions of dollars a year and is more than twice Lana's age.  In fact, he has a daughter who looks like Lana!  Even moreso since Lana dyed her hair brown!  Creepy!


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https://www.instagram.com/evalarsel/

Lana Romley Photos

These are just some of the photos Eva Larsel / Lana Larselka / Lana Romley has stolen and used to misrepresent herself and her businesses...

https://www.instagram.com/bathbasket/
https://www.instagram.com/lana_l.r/
https://www.facebook.com/lana.romley
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=jQ_teQOBbHEYZbaaE8umVA
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=ggM5A1EyvQiA_LE8Q6NoSQ
https://foursquare.com/user/418410907
https://twitter.com/LanaRomley 
https://www.linkedin.com/in/lana-romley-740b72182
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Would Patrick Gunn really lie to a judge in court?

December 22, 2017

“Where is your client?” the judge asked.  “I don’t know.” replied the 50-year-old, married attorney, Patrick Gunn, who was sleeping with his "client", and knew very well that 24-year-old Lana Romley was at his condo, and that they woke up together, and would sleep together again that night.

Lana's Mom

I wonder if Lana Romley’s mom knows that Lana was telling random men she met online in late 2016 and early 2017 that she “needed money so she could visit her sick mom in Denver”?  


And I wonder why Lana said her mom would murder her if she found out that Lana was selling her jewelry?


Lana was certainly doing far worse things!

About Lana's Friends

Lana Romley has admitted that she doesn't have many good friends of her own.  She doesn't keep in touch with friends from school.  There were only a few people at her wedding in Kiev.  When she was living with her husband, Jonathan, most of her "friends" were HIS friends and relatives, and the people she met for sex.  She even admitted to spending a Christmas eve alone in a coffee shop.

One of Lana Romley’s few good friends of 3 years, Heather, said she had no idea that Lana was married.  She said that Lana wouldn’t answer when asked what her real job or job title was.  She only knew that Lana worked as a brand ambassador and that she later started two unsuccessful companies (bathbasket.com and getrosarium.com).  Heather also has a modeling agency, and often sent Lana on assignments as a brand ambassador or promotional model.  Heather said she would later hear back that Lana was propositioning some of the men.  Heather said that Lana used to brag about the number of guys she had slept with and that she didn’t use condoms.  When Heather asked if she was worried about STDs, Lana said she makes them get tested.  Heather also said that Lana would sometimes ask her to go along on dates with guys.  At least one time, when Heather offered to pay for their share of the drinks, Lana got mad at Heather and said to make the guys pay for everything, even if they weren’t dating or having sex.  Heather also mentioned that Lana was often trying to sell her fake hand bags, to which Heather said no.  

Lana never told Heather that she started living with Patrick Gunn, a married man more than twice Lana's age.  Lana and Heather both worked together and traveled together, in addition to going out together for fun, and yet Heather never really knew her.  Heather was shocked to find out Lana had been lying to her for 3 years, and even more surprised to hear that Lana was a prostitute.  Lana and Heather had a falling out when Lana didn’t invite Heather out, and told Heather that she was too busy to talk to her.  Little did Heather know it was because Lana was having an affair with a married man and had made new friends so she wouldn’t get caught in another lie.  Most of Lana's new friends are Patrick Gunn's friends and family, including Patrick's daughter, who is nearly the same age as Lana!

Is Lana a victim?

Lana Romley likes to portray herself as a victim, telling Patrick Gunn's friends and family, and other people in her life that she is a victim of stalking, harassment, and lies.  She portrays herself as a very smart, talented, and successful model and business woman.  But her past haunts her, and she hopes that it won't catch up with her.  Evidence shows that:

• Lana is a gold-digger
• Lana has been involved in prostitution, even as a married woman
• Lana continues to trade sex for money, travel, and a place to live
• Lana did not use condoms with the men she slept with
• Lana has stolen from and threatened to call the police on her dating victims when they didn't comply with her demands
• Lana did not disclose that she was married
• Lana lied about her name
• Lana uses multiple names and identities, including Eva Larsel, Lana Larselka, Lana SF, lana_l.r, and Lana Yaroslavovna
• Lana lied about, or would not disclose what she did for a living, even to female friends
• Lana married to get into the USA and has now filed for divorce
• Lana has traveled around the world with wealthy men (and not her husband)
• Lana is a self-confessed liar and call girl with "good actress skills"
• Lana has started several illegal businesses and does not pay taxes 
• Lana propositioned men while acting as a brand ambassador
• Lana began a secretive adulterous affair with Cooley LLP partner Patrick Gunn in 2017
• Lana convinced Patrick Gunn to leave his wife and a marriage of 23 years.
• Lana moved in with Patrick in 2017
• Lana and Patrick filed a restraining order against one of Lana's ex-boyfriends in 2017 in order to cover up their illicit affair and Lana's past
• Lana and Patrick fabricated evidence because there was no wrong-doing or illegal activity
• Lana and Patrick dismissed the case, but only after dragging it out for several months, and realizing they could not possibly win due to overwhelming evidence against them
• Lana is only a few years older than Patrick Gunn's daughter
• Lana looks very similar to Patrick Gunn's daughter 
• Lana has always used stolen photos to misrepresent herself on social media, until meeting Patrick Gunn
• Lana then posted a photo in early 2018, taken by Patrick Gunn, of Lana lying face down, nude, with her hands behind her head
• Lana posted in a public Russian Facebook group soliciting hackers in early 2018
• She removed the posting, and later shut down her account, and deleted most of her Instagram followers after getting caught
• Lana started a flower business in 2018.  She used stolen flower photos from the internet and portrayed them as her own arrangements
• When she was caught, she promptly closed her Instagram, Facebook, and website
• Lana is generally well-liked, until people learn the truth about her
• Lana does not think she has done anything wrong, and has NEVER apologized
• When Lana gets caught, she denies, threatens, blames, and tells people she is being stalked and harassed

Illegal Activites

In 2017, Patrick Gunn, the 50-year-old San Francisco managing partner of Cooley LLP began an affair with the married, self-described liar and call girl, 24-year-old Lana Romley.  Patrick soon left his wife and daughter so that Lana Romley could move in with him.

Several months later, one of Lana's ex-boyfriends / online dating victims crossed paths with her in downtown San Francisco, just 4 blocks from Patrick Gunn's office.  Because she had disappeared without a trace or any explanation after 6 months of dating, and because the relationship was on good terms when she disappeared 5 months earlier, he was shocked to see who he thought was Lana, and followed her to ask what had happened to her.  She immediately said that she was calling the police, and contacting her "attorney", and threatened that he would lose his job.

To try to hide Lana Romley's history of prostitution and their illicit affair, they immediately filed a bogus restraining order, fabricating evidence and suggesting things that simply were not true.  Luckily the ex-boyfriend had 80 pages of evidence to dispute ALL of these bogus claims.  Patrick Gunn sent threatening letters on Cooley LLP letterhead demanding that Lana's ex agree to all stipulations of the restraining order.  Even after receiving 80 pages of evidence to dispute their claims, Patrick and Lana continued to pursue the case for several months, before finally requesting a dismissal.  This can all be confirmed at the San Francisco Courthouse.

In early 2018, both Lana and Patrick filed for divorces from their spouses.  And then, strangely, just 5 months after dismissing the restraining order, Lana apparently accidentally included her ex-boyfriend on a group text message, along with Patrick Gunn and his friends, asking who would like to attend an event with her.  After exchanging several texts and photos, it was further proven that Lana Romley and Patrick Gunn were living together.  When confronted by her ex about why she was texting him, Lana lied yet again, and said she wanted to ask about a Vegan restaurant in Berkeley where she could take Patrick and his family.  She then randomly changed her story, saying that she was living in Berkeley (which wasn't true), and wanted to take her "roommate" to a vegan restaurant.  Why she still had the phone number of her ex is unknown.

In addition to all of this, Lana Romley (Lana Larselka, Lana Yaroslavovna) was caught soliciting hackers in a public Russian Facebook group in March 2018 in order to take down blogs that portrayed her new "boyfriend", Patrick Gunn, and his law firm, Cooley LLP, in a bad light.  The hacking has been VERY serious, and has continued to this day.  When Lana Romley and Patrick Gunn learned that they had been caught, she promptly removed the posting, but not before law enforcement was able to confirm it.  Lana has since further claimed that she is being stalked, and has removed her Facebook page entirely.

About Lana's Businesses

Lana Romley has claimed all sorts of titles...  Model, brand ambassador, programmer, "in marketing", student at Stanford, entrepreneur, CEO, founder, administrative assistant, food & beverage...  The problem is that most of these titles are either fraudulent, short-lived, or trying to showcase herself in a better light.  And she doesn't even list the title where she has made the most money!

Lana's background is working at a hair salon. She also has some experience as a waitress.  She has the most experience as a prostitute, trading sex for money, gifts, and expensive trips around the world.

Several people who have met Lana say she claimed that she was a model and a programmer, and had worked at Facebook and Google.  When asked what language she used, she replied, "English".  And when she would meet engineers, she would tell them she was "in marketing".  She did in fact do some work representing Facebook and Google though. 

But her "modeling" leaves a lot to be desired.  Most of her modeling experience is as a "booth babe" / Brand Ambassador.  She did not work for those companies.  One of her good friends for 3 years who sent her on assignments said that she often heard back that Lana Romley was propositioning the men at the events.  Not just flirting, but actually suggesting that there could be more for the right price!  And while she has since removed most of her "modeling" photos after meeting Patrick Gunn, a few still exist.  Judge for yourself.

http://www.modelsmt.com/portfolio/lana-r/

Most of her "modeling" photos were from random photographers looking for a good time or from her guy "friends" who took her on weekend getaways.  She did a few "real" contracts as well, but again, judge for yourself.

One of her first "businesses" was renting dresses on Facebook in Kiev.

2 years after moving to California, she started an illegal business, "Bouquet Fun", reselling lottery tickets as "bouquets" on etsy.  When asked about this business, she defensively replied that she "sold out", even though the page says "0 sales".

https://www.etsy.com/people/lanaromley

In early 2017, Lana Romley started "Bath-Basket", selling subscription boxes.  She called herself CEO, even though she never registered a corporation and never paid any taxes.  Her "address" was a secretive mail service center called "Earth Class Mail", located at 548 Market Street, an address that her husband had used in order to have a business address in San Francisco.  In order to promote her business, she had "friends" model for photos, looking incredibly happy to have just received a box of toilet paper in the mail!  She staged numerous "deliveries" by placing boxes on the doorsteps of random homes and taking photos, claiming "another satisfied customer".  While she did have a few people sign up and pay for her subscription boxes, she never paid any taxes, and she closed the business after just a few months.  As someone who was around her during this time had mentioned, "She spent more time doing "research" and having "meetings" with CEOs, venture capitalists, entrepreneurs, and other wealthy men than the time her business was actually operating."  She apparently didn't realize that Target, Amazon, and others will deliver CUSTOM orders, rather than her brilliant idea to force people to place a monthly order of 4 rolls of paper towels, 4 rolls of toilet paper, 50 cotton swabs, a box of tissues, and a pack of cotton makeup rounds.

https://www.instagram.com/bathbasket/

In the summer of 2018, she started a new business called "GetRosarium", doing custom flower arrangements in San Francisco.  It looked pretty nice at first...  Until you took a closer look, and realized that she was using mostly stolen photos from the internet and presenting them as her own arrangements.  And again, there was no business registered with that name, and no taxes were filed or paid.  She tried to be very secretive, by not allowing anyone to visit her flower studio, and offering to do in-person "exchanges" in the financial district of San Francisco.  And again, when called out on her lies and fraud, she defensively said that she was a real business and had 6 "employees".  At this time, she had been involved with her "attorney", Patrick Gunn, for a year, and had lived with him for many months.  He was perfectly aware of her "business", but made no time or effort to proofread her posts, correct her English or spelling mistakes, or help her in his field of expertise...  Business law!  He should have known the proper steps she was required to take in order to operate a legal business in San Francisco!  And shortly after being called out on her lies and fraud, she closed down her GetRosarium Instagram, Facebook, and website.

Lana Romley's primary source of income while living in the USA has been prostitution.  She is a prostitute, escort, and self-described call girl.  In her email she simply asks, "Do you compensate?"  In her texts, she says, "You are just CG use".  Numerous men can confirm that they met Lana Romley as Eva Larsel for sex in exchange for money, jewelry, travel, food, clothing, and other gifts.  And many other men are out there who have lost touch, moved on, or are too embarrassed to admit anything.  Again, Lana did not pay taxes on any of her compensation.  She has even stolen items from her clients!  And the entire time, she was married.  She still is married, even as she lives with the married San Francisco managing partner of Cooley LLP, Patrick Gunn, who left his wife and daughter for Lana Romley after a marriage of 23 years!

More about Lana Romley / Eva Larsel

Lana Romley wants to appear refined and successful.  But it wasn’t long ago that she was listening to rap music, attending the wildest parties in Las Vegas and other cities, doing drugs, and having interracial sex.



Of course, being the liar and manipulator that she is, she would rather try to hide it all and pretend she is in love and being stalked, rather than being honest and owning up to it all, admitting that she is a “broken person”, or how many men she has slept with in exchange for money or other compensation, asking who the CEO of a company is just so she could target him, or admitting how many people she has lied to or manipulated, or how many people she has cast aside when they were no longer useful to her, including friends, people who helped her, and people who knew too much about her.  The 3 companies she started were stupid ideas based on fraud and manipulation. One was illegally reselling lottery tickets. One was using stolen images and presenting them as her own.  The other was a subscription box service for toilet paper of all things!  Calling herself a CEO without even registering her company or paying taxes.  The woman is used to having sex to get vacations, money, jewelry, clothing, food, entertainment, money for her husband’s businesses and bills, investments in her own businesses, and to pay for housing, especially housing that is far beyond her means.  She has even admitted in writing that she is a call girl, a liar, does "fetish things", and has “good actress skills”.  Lana knows she would be on the streets if she didn’t have help.  And she also knows the Bay Area is full of wealthy suckers who will pay her bills in exchange for sex.  She acts innocent, cute, and victimized, but she definitely knows what she is doing.  She has done this many times before.  Lana is married.  She has been married since October, 2013.


When she knows she has done something wrong or illegal, she lies some more to try to get out of it.  She is always trying to make her problems the fault of somebody else.


The facts are out there.  You can read all about them at the San Francisco court house.  


She was involved in prostitution and other illegal activities.


She “targets” wealthy men.
She got involved with Patrick Gunn, a married man twice her age, and then moved in with him, even though she is STILL MARRIED!  Do you want to see a partial list of men she slept with just 6 months prior to meeting Patrick?


Lana convinced Patrick to leave his wife and daughter, who will forever be scarred by Lana and Patrick’s actions.


She filed for divorce from her own husband after she used him to get into the country and then cheated on him with numerous men.



Lana and Patrick fabricated evidence in a stalking and harassment case against one of Lana’s ex-boyfriends, for fear that her past would be revealed and her adulterous affair exposed.


She solicited computer hackers on public Russian Facebook groups, thinking she would not get caught.  She used her OWN Facebook account to do this!  Then she tried to hide the evidence when she got caught!  She first deleted the posting, then complained that her account was being stalked, and eventually deleted her account.


She lied to one of her best friends for 3 years, and then ditched her after she met Patrick, and no longer needed her for companionship or work.


Lana has never been stalked or harassed.  She has been approached and questioned about her lies, wrong-doings, and illegal activities. She is being investigated by the police, a private investigator, and Patrick’s soon-to-be ex-wife.

About Lana Romley

Lana Romley, 24, is the current real and legal name of Eva Larsel, Lana Larselka, Larselka, Lana R, Lana S, Lana Yaroslavovna, Svetlana Romley, and Svitlana Romley.  She is married to Jonathan Lee Romley, and has recently filed for divorce because of her history of prostitution, and because she moved in with one of her wealthy clients, the married San Francisco Cooley LLP partner, Patrick Gunn, 50.

Lana Romley used all of these names rather carelessly.  The name on her Sephora customer benefits account showed Lana Romley, even as she told the buyer of her cosmetics that her name was Eva Larsel.  She had a facebook account using the name Eva Larsel at the same time she had another account under the name Lana Larselka.  Her Instagram name was Larsel1, eventually changing to Larselka.  She also has a Yelp account under the name Lana S.  And an etsy account under the name Lana Romley.  Plus pinterest and VK accounts using the name Eva Larsel.  She also has a VK account using the name Svetlana Romley.  She also started several illegal businesses under the names Bouquet Fun, Bath-Basket, and Get Rosarium.  She has forgotten the passwords of many of her accounts.  And for the names and accounts she has been questioned about, she very quickly closed the accounts, often lying and blaming others and claiming that she was being stalked. 

Lana Romley used to live in San Mateo, and she got around to her clients from San Jose to San Francisco using Caltrain and Uber.  She also often got rides from her dating victims, who picked her up and dropped her off at various locations within a few blocks of her house, as well as at "meetings" with her other clients.  Lana also often traveled with her clients when she wasn't needed by her husband to help with his businesses.  Eventually Lana moved out of the expensive San Mateo townhome where she lived with a male "roommate" who often traveled.  After her husband moved out, she was told she had to find a real job, and eventually took a job at the Loews Hotel in San Francisco's financial district.  Lana was no stranger to meeting with wealthy executives, venture capitalists, pilots, doctors, plastic surgeons, and even police.  When asked if there was anyone she DIDN'T know, she replied, "I would like to meet a good lawyer."  And when asked how she didn't have any STDs, she laughed and said, "I don't know."  Well wouldn't you know, it was only a matter of time before she met Patrick Gunn, who works at the Cooley LLP law firm, just 2 blocks away from the Loews Hotel.  Lana very quickly convinced Patrick Gunn to leave his wife and daughter, moving in with him so she could live the carefree life she always dreamed of.  It probably all would have gone just fine if she hadn't run into one of her old dating victims, who questioned why she had mysteriously vanished.  Lana didn't know what to do, but when she told her new "boyfriend", they decided the best way to hide their life of lies, manipulation, and adultery was to call the police and have her new live-in lawyer boyfriend file a restraining order!

About Patrick Gunn

Cooley LLP's Patrick Gunn has had plenty of time to consider his actions, consider his risks, change his mind, be honest, and do the right thing.  And yet he never has.

• He KNEW he was a married man and should not get involved with other women.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley was a married woman.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley was half his age.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley was close to his own daughter's age, and looks even younger.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley was sketchy and had a history of lies.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley had no real friends of her own.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley had very expensive tastes, and yet no means to pay.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley could not afford to live on her own.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley could not explain her strange history of "dating" while she was married.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley could not honestly explain all the men in her life.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley could not honestly explain her extensive travels around the world.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley had been in the USA for nearly 4 years, yet he said she was a “recent immigrant”.
• He KNEW that Lana Romley had many other strange things in her life and online.
• He CHOSE to sue in order to hide the truth about Lana's past and their adulterous affair.
• He CHOSE to call Lana his "client", even though he is just another one of her many "clients".
• He KNEW that Lana was living with him when he represented her in court.
• He KNEW that they were having an adulterous affair even as they lied to their friends and family, and CHOSE to fabricate evidence in a court of law.
• He CHOSE to represent Lana Romley inaccurately as Ms. Romley instead of Mrs. Romley.
• He CHOSE to ask what interest Lana Romley could possibly have in a man more than 20 years her senior, even though he is more than 25 years her senior and having an adulterous affair with her.
• He CHOSE to cast blame of Lana's "recent" fear, depression, and anxiety in court, even though it was documented many months before they met.
• They CHOSE to stretch a random photo vertically to make the person look taller.
• They CHOSE to accuse other people as being the fault for their own lies and wrong-doings.
• He CHOSE to continue pursuing a court case even after receiving 80 pages documenting Lana's history, and complete proof to dispute every single bit of their fabricated evidence.
• He CHOSE to ignore absolute proof of her history of using other names, texting nude photos,  targeting and using men, her need for expensive gifts and vacations, her admission in writing to being a call girl, her admission in writing to suffering from depression and anxiety, her admission to not having any money, food, or clothing...

At this point he ABSOLUTELY KNEW that Lana was a liar, a fraud, an adulterer, a gold-digger, and  a prostitute without being called one directly.

He CHOSE to make threats in writing using Cooley letterhead, and continue the case anyway.
Even in the courtroom, he CHOSE to portray Lana as his victimized "client".  She was hardly victimized.  Men spent thousands of dollars on her at HER request, and many had only treated her nicely!

He finally CHOSE to have the case dismissed when he realized THEY stood no chance of winning, and would likely get caught trying to hide an adulterous affair, and for fabricating evidence.

At no time did either of them CHOOSE to offer an apology.  In fact, Lana later CONTACTED the very person they tried to sue in court, to ask him about a restaurant, and to tell him she wanted to take Patrick Gunn out for dinner! (even though they were living together for over a year and had been out to dinner many times already.)

And since then, Patrick Gunn is very well aware of numerous men who are looking for "Eva Larsel" / Lana Romley.  She has taken their money under fraudulent and manipulative pretenses.  Not even simple dating or prostitution.  But using lies, theft, deceit, and threats to have her way, get money and gifts, and manipulate people's emotions.  And he is well aware that her behavior continues, as she creates deceptive businesses, lies about her past, uses stolen photos, and creates new misleading social media profiles.

 The evidence for ALL of this is at the San Francisco Courthouse.  Go read for yourself!

And here too!

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About Eva Larsel

Eva Larsel is a married Ukrainian prostitute whose real name is Lana Romley.  In addition to Eva Larsel, Lana also uses other names, such as Lana Larselka, Larselka, Lana S, Lana SF, Lana R, E L, lana_l.r, Svitlana Romley, and Lana Yaroslavovna.  Lana, 24, currently lives in San Francisco with Patrick Gunn, 50.

Patrick Gunn, a married man of 23 years, and with a daughter nearly Lana's age, is partner in charge of Cooley's San Francisco office and head of the firm's business litigation practice. He represents companies and individuals in the technology, venture capital, real estate, and prostitution industries, including his own live-in prostitute, Lana Romley.  A quick visit to the San Francisco courthouse can verify that both Lana and Patrick are married to other people and now seeking divorces, and that Patrick does indeed threaten to sue anyone who attempts to contact his live-in whore "client", including Lana's past contacts, clients, and victims.  Not only that, he does it officially on Cooley LLP time and letterhead!

One has to ask, "Why would Cooley LLP partner Patrick Gunn refer to his girlfriend as his client?"  And why does Lana tell people "she lives with attorney".  Patrick Gunn sounds like someone who is confirming or desperately trying to hide his affair with a confirmed prostitute.  And Lana sounds like someone who is desperately trying to ward off anyone she doesn't like by immediately threatening that she lives with a lawyer.