About Lana Romley

Lana Romley, 24, is the current real and legal name of Eva Larsel, Lana Larselka, Larselka, Lana R, Lana S, Lana Yaroslavovna, Svetlana Romley, and Svitlana Romley.  She is married to Jonathan Lee Romley, and has recently filed for divorce because of her history of prostitution, and because she moved in with one of her wealthy clients, the married San Francisco Cooley LLP partner, Patrick Gunn, 50.

Lana Romley used all of these names rather carelessly.  The name on her Sephora customer benefits account showed Lana Romley, even as she told the buyer of her cosmetics that her name was Eva Larsel.  She had a facebook account using the name Eva Larsel at the same time she had another account under the name Lana Larselka.  Her Instagram name was Larsel1, eventually changing to Larselka.  She also has a Yelp account under the name Lana S.  And an etsy account under the name Lana Romley.  Plus pinterest and VK accounts using the name Eva Larsel.  She also has a VK account using the name Svetlana Romley.  She also started several illegal businesses under the names Bouquet Fun, Bath-Basket, and Get Rosarium.  She has forgotten the passwords of many of her accounts.  And for the names and accounts she has been questioned about, she very quickly closed the accounts, often lying and blaming others and claiming that she was being stalked. 

Lana Romley used to live in San Mateo, and she got around to her clients from San Jose to San Francisco using Caltrain and Uber.  She also often got rides from her dating victims, who picked her up and dropped her off at various locations within a few blocks of her house, as well as at "meetings" with her other clients.  Lana also often traveled with her clients when she wasn't needed by her husband to help with his businesses.  Eventually Lana moved out of the expensive San Mateo townhome where she lived with a male "roommate" who often traveled.  After her husband moved out, she was told she had to find a real job, and eventually took a job at the Loews Hotel in San Francisco's financial district.  Lana was no stranger to meeting with wealthy executives, venture capitalists, pilots, doctors, plastic surgeons, and even police.  When asked if there was anyone she DIDN'T know, she replied, "I would like to meet a good lawyer."  And when asked how she didn't have any STDs, she laughed and said, "I don't know."  Well wouldn't you know, it was only a matter of time before she met Patrick Gunn, who works at the Cooley LLP law firm, just 2 blocks away from the Loews Hotel.  Lana very quickly convinced Patrick Gunn to leave his wife and daughter, moving in with him so she could live the carefree life she always dreamed of.  It probably all would have gone just fine if she hadn't run into one of her old dating victims, who questioned why she had mysteriously vanished.  Lana didn't know what to do, but when she told her new "boyfriend", they decided the best way to hide their life of lies, manipulation, and adultery was to call the police and have her new live-in lawyer boyfriend file a restraining order!